There was this man who met two other men who told him: "You have neen chosen for an experiment. You can visit heaven and hell and advance and choose which you prefer". They took him to heaven, and it was all angels in white robes playing harp and singing. Hell was full of wine, food and women. "I hope you understand, the man said. " choose hell". He lived a long life, and when he died he was carried off to hell, which was all flames and bad smell and devils with hot iron rods. "Oh no, the man shouted. This is a mistake, this is not what I have chosen'. "No mistake, one of teh devils replied. Last time you were a visitor, now you are going to live here".
Thiis is the last time I am a visitor in Cambridge.