H is for hippo.
You didn't expect it, did you? Every now and then I write about
unexpected subjects, like bridges, working-class novels, esoterism,
or cats. Cats are probably not entirely unexpected. But hippos are. I
wrote an essay on hippos in children's literature for a festschrift,
and such publications do not normally get widely known (there are
some famous exceptions). Writing for a festschrift is a bit like
writing a column: it can be light in tone and not overloaded with
footnotes, and you have fun in a way you cannot afford in a
peer-reviewed article in a high-profile journal.
I chose to write about
hippos because the festschrift target has a famous collection of
these, to which I had contributed. When someone you know collects
frogs or egg-cups or shoes, it makes your occasional visits to
hideous souvenir shops worth while.
As I started I only
remembered one hippo quote: “Hippopotamuses can sometimes be very
conspicuous”. I'll give you a prize if you recognise it. I hadn't
read the book in thirty years, but I remembered the quote. Then I
spent some time on amazon and ordered all hippo books I could find.
A lot has been written
about animals in children's books and the range of functions they can
have. They can appear in a nature story and perhaps be endowed with
some consciousness, to make the story work. At the other end of the
spectrum, there are fully anthropomorphic animals, wearing clothes
and living in houses. Sometimes pigs have fried bacon for breakfast.
The most interesting
stories are in between, when the animal is humanised, but retains it
animal traits. For me, the question is always: is the animal form
justified? Could it be a human being? Could it be a different animal?
Animal disguise does amazing things. Animals can co-habit in most
bizarre combinations, and gatekeepers don't ban these books as
violating family values. With animals, you can circumvent age, race,
gender – all those issues that children's literature grapples with.
Yet you cannot have a hippo in a story without making allowances for
their – conspicuousness. It is easier with a mouse or a bunny.
Hippos are clumsy. Their cuteness factor is low. They are the most
dangerous animals in the world, in case you didn't know.
H is of course also for
heterology, heteronormativity, heterotopia, heterovocalisation
and a whole bunch of hetero-s which I have already dealt with
elsewhere in this blog or will deal with soon. As well as
hypodiegesis, hyponarrative and other hippo-hypo-s.
H is also for Harry
Potter, but I have promised myself that I will never write another
word on the subject.